please give me a job

honestly . i need a job bad time. my bank acount is empty and just no . i apply to like million jobs every week . i can accept if they say sorry we dnt want u but they dnt even reply  so i just end up sitting there and waiting . def need go trough jobcentre tomarrow or start next week too . its driving me insane i see all these job openings but nootng is happening . i want to work lol please give me a job,

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